#Tywin Lannister fights off dyslexia #and he wins
Tywin Lannister will sit there and disapprove of your learning disorder until it runs off shrieking into the night
Henry: It’s not gonna work you know.
Snow: What won’t?
Henry: Separating my moms. Everyone knows they’re a couple now.
Emma: Shut up, kid. It’s bad enough I have to wear a dress without a fight breaking out.
James: No fighting. Besides, Regina’s over here with me because we’re the lucky ones who married the White family women.
Emma: It’s Swan, Dad. I’m not changing it to White. Or Charming.
Regina: [through gritted teeth] You’re changing it to Mills, dear. Just like me and Henry.
Snow: Like hell she is. After what your mother—
Emma: Mom! Dress. Heels.
Snow: You look very pretty, sweetheart. And at least your skirt isn’t dangerously short like some people’s.
Regina: Okay, that’s it—
James: Can you just take the damn photo already? What are you waiting for? Blood splatter on your Nikon?
[the photographer finally pushes the button]
Photographer: Oh. I forgot the ‘say “cheese”’.
Regina: I can assure you, nobody minds.
THE MAGIC BEGINS
1 - Favourite character. Luna Lovegood
” She had straggly, waist-length, dirty-blond hair, very pale eyebrows, and protuberant eyes that gave her a permanently surprised look. Harry knew at once why Neville had chosen to pass this compartment by. The girl gave off an aura of distinct dottiness. Perhaps it was the fact that she had stuck her wand behind her left ear for safekeeping, or that she had chosen to wear a necklace of butterbeer caps, or that she was reading a magazine upside down.” in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
